Ithaca's One and Only Waste of Time
You'll know us by the trail of the deaf
The Nerd you cheated off in Science Class
The Blowtorch of Artistic Expression
The Lowest Bidder
Don't Eat the Oatmeal
Two Thumbs Severed
The Splinter in the Foot of Human Progress
The Powder On My Hat
The Rhino in the Wine Cellar
The Hyperactive Buddah
We're here for you, Shut up and Listen
Not Making Any Promises
MePactUs
Seven Merchant Game-Toads
By the time we arrived, no one was smiling
Is there anything you want from the grocery store?
Doin' The Prune
MECTAPUS: If You Don't Get It...
... Sit On A Mountaintop Until You Do
... Read the Manual
... You're Probably Somebody's Mom
... Ask Your Older Brother
... Just Look At The Pictures
The 'Ant' in Fantastic
My ass hurts
The Agoraphobic Astronaut
The Frog in the Stew
It's not polite To Boo
See, You Shouldn't Have Dared Us!
The Pontiffs Of Planetary Inversion
Falling Down Stairs
The Superintendent Came Too
Wider Than Asparagus
The 'Harm' in Harmony
The Laibach of Liability
That's 'Mister Pus' to You, Buddy
please take a moment to appreciate the fact that most of the stupid things you might choose to engage in now probably do not hold over them the threat of a spanking.
Weedwacking in the Rosegarden
Lowering the Curve
What is that Smell?
Earl cannot blend
Two Thumbs Down
The 'Is' in Twisted
Paste Up: Muscat C. Me
You're crunchy under my wheels
I don't feel much like driving
Scat Me Up
The Missed free-throw
Tape Scum
The Darkness on the Edge of Town
Eight-Hundred-Twenty-Five Thousand Dog Night
Between a Rock and an Idea
Visualize Mectapus
Meatcups
Who let the monkey in. . .
Sadness is but the first stage
The 'G' in Bewilderment
The return of Western Swing
The Rest is Cake
Mecta-Mup Paste Us
Like Stealing a Rubik's Cube from a Baby
The 'No' in Innovation
Re-Inventing the Training Wheel
Corbomite in My salad
Raising the Curb
Shut Up and Leave
Visit Us At Home
Seven Buzzards on the Carcass of Funk
Blasting straight to the heart of what sucks
The Roach in Funk's Kitchen
Apocalypso
The Unified Veal Theory
The Mass Extinction of All That Is Good
Mecta-Meats: 'Cups Up!'
We are your overlord
Both Feet in the Grave
Muse Pact
We are not a crook
The Septic Tank of Soul
The 'Gin' in West Virginia
Mectapus is not the five-legged octopus
The Last Person you want to see in a clutch situation
Six Waiters and a Bus-Boy
The Mulch Pile of Melody
Incident at the Herring House
Earthlings taste like chicken
Me, Catsup!
The Icing on the Wall
The Zen of Paranoia
The Finger in the Dyke of Impending Doom
The Reject that Married your Sister
The Gang That Couldn't Groove Straight
We're Out Standing in Our Field
I don't know what you are, but you need salt
Met Ass, Ate Puccump
The Ishtar of Music
The Survival of Cholignast Depends On It
The 'Sick' in Musick
Campus Pets, 'C' Team
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome for Fun and Profit
We play because...
... All Our Friends Are Grounded This Week
... We're Scared
... They Have High Walls and Armed Guards, And We Can't Escape
... There's nothing Good On
... We're Outta Gas, Ammo, Swill, Whores n Chew!
... We Can
Family values, lowest price around
It's Growing In The Basement
Cute Space Map-Muts
William Tilley and the Funkathletes
Only Outside, If Your Friend Is Funny
High-Altitude Research Projectile
If you say it loud Enough, You'll Always Sound Precocious
Introducing the future-perfect tense to songwriting
The 'Ass' in Bluegrass
The 'Us' in Preposterous
We Did, Because You Wouldn't
Our Music and Three Bucks Will Get You a Latte
Bob Was Dead
Between a hard place and an impossible place
Tums Pace Tape Scum
The Glass that's half-empty and half-broken
The Gift that keeps misgiving
Those Dirty Rings
The Overblown Jamfest that kills your party
Chez Galactic and the Fried Cannot Find Home
We're Puses, Not Pussies!
Not Stopping for Directions
The Hole in the Roof
Nowhere to Run without legs
The Genius that fell on His Head
Puctet Amp Scams
My Ever Crunchy Time Almost Punishes Uncle Sammy
Ceci Catata Will Not Stand Down
Cheapest Rates at the End of the Universe
Gone And Forgotten
Mulching Each Contact, Trent Always Passes Undo Silt
The Best Candidate that Showed Up
Tap Me, MC
Think and Act Mectapus
Pulque for what ails you
Cum Paste
Expressing a need for Voltage
Holed Up at Alpha Centauri
It's Swiss-Time
My money and my kid go to Mectapus
Take a Left at the 3-Legged Dog
Ion Pluck
Don't you insult my kitten
No Pork In The Pool
The 'Illness' in Illness
We All Have A Crush On Your Sister
Hank that Mother!
The Bat that's Afraid of the Dark
Not selling Out, Just Paying Some Bills
Space Mut
The Best Band in Its Price Range
The Bully that takes your lunch money
Think Mectapus, Act Appropriately
Go To The Window, But Only Twice
Feel like Washing Dishes
The Compost Heap of Human Intellect
Spaz Spa Spam
Mectapus. . .Fleecing America
Best when played in Braille
The black and blue screen of death
Vivaciuos Vicar and the Deep Fat Friars.
The Bull that knocks over the Punchbowl
Satan's Beergoggles
Whole pieces cut in half
Not only the lonely but also the frail
Mectapus Is as Mectapus Does
the third Party Posse
Cacta-Puce Stumps'em
Pork Rinds and Schlitz
Saving Up For Really 'Boss' Cars!
Wanna be like Santo!
Put Your Hand inside the Skinner Box
Mectapus beat up your honor student
Shaving The Third Stone
MECTAPUS: As Savvy and Adept As...
... Scientists in the Bedroom
... Nuns in the Strip Club
... Bankers Who Become Philosophers
... Artists on Wall Street
... Lumberjacks in the Chem Lab
... Accountants in Art Class
Tingor ze vava
Making Sloth Look Easy
Cruel But Fair
I can't see much over the airbag
Small Tanks
The Unmentionables
The Other Way of Stopping
The 'Boy Next Door' all grown up, and Out On Parole
The Ass-Whoopin' that Educates You
Reading The Utility Shift Screen
Idaho Is Wacky
Practicing is a crutch
Ambigulon 3000
What happens when you know you're Right
When Do We Get Chicks?
The Gordon Lightfoot of Techno-House
Thinking well within the box
White Bread that's not Pasty, Just Tasty!
Act Psmeu
Sly and the Family, Stoned
A joyride in Prince's convertible
The Cheese that Scalds the Roof of Your Mouth
Pass PC, Cum Eat Me
You Said A Mouthful
passing fancy. . .
Doing Something
The Groundhog Of Angst
Praying For World Peace
Skin On the Bumper
The Big Idea
MucaPest
No Soap Radio
Cute Spam
Eureka! Oh wait, nevermind
Honk if you're Jesus
The Bridge Abutment of Soul
Scat Me Up, Space Mut
Suet Camp
Funk or Spelunk or Junk
Sanitized For Your Protection
Re-Sealable for Your Convenience
Cat-Pus 'M' Pact : UseMe
Feeling August
The Soup Box That Sings
Blastoise!
Got Mectapus?
The Band Your Music Teacher Warned You About
The 'Jinx' in Hijinx
The Album a Baby Could Have Made
Marveling at Your Hair, Always
Walking Softly and looking for a Stick
I was wondering if you could help me out here. I can't decide whether the music you make is strange. . .or bad. . .
Cutting out the middleman to bring what sucks to you faster
Our Guarantee: If You EVER Find a Another Band That's Just As Creative, Entertaining, and Cares Just As Much About its Fans as we Do...
... We'll Double Our Prices
... That Would Be Scary
... Go Follow THEM Around
... Then You've Been Fooled Twice
... What Took You So Long?
I think therfor but I cannot spell
Life Is Like A Box of Mectapus
The 'Ouch' in Slouch
The 'Jam' in Toejam
Muddling the Pie
Mon Ewok, Captain Timba, A Plan Under Sin
The would-be Hero, Who Made a Terrible Blunder, And Messed Up Everything
The Untimely Death of a Proud Tradition
Not Nearly As Much Fun As...
... Chewing On Your Pencil
... Tying Your Shoe
... Tucking In Your Shirt
... White-Out
... Being A Good Neighbor
... A Cracker
... Humming
... Making Toast
... A Cold Glass of Water
... Looking Out the Window
... A Really Good Nap
... Bending Paperclips
... Doing Something
The Glass Eye of Insight
The Fly in the Musical Ointment
Some Assembly Required
Fistful of Nothing
The Over-Anxious Guru
What Happens when the Cat is Away and the Mouse Dies
The 'UN' in Profound
Pap Test Mae Muccus
Camp-Tec Puss-Meat
The 'Yes' in No
All of the Ashkenazi with none of the Urdu
Cry if you want some
The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday
Bela Wood
The Car that cut you off on the On-Ramp of Life
Ithaca's second-most sexually frustrated band
FACT
Our Moment of Glory
The Inflecticons
Day Old and Half Priced
As good a use of meat as anything else
Betting on the Wrong Glue
If a Band Plays and No One Hears Them, Can They Still Suck?
Who Wants Gum?
The Great Idea that went away
All This Could Be Yours One Day If You're Not Extremely Careful
Dancing with Mr. Mudbrick
What's that In the Teleporter?
Don't Even Go There
Zubat!
Paradise by my brake lights
Nabbed!
The Cake someone left out in the Rain
Least Common Denominator
I know you are, I know I am, but what are they
Thela Hun Canned Heat
Playing Many Notes
When good times go bad and then get Worse
Most Enterpolons Cannot Tell A Plebian Under Stress
Custem Cap Stamp
The bastard child of Groove and Grain Alcohol
Tuning The Bell Prong
The 'Do' in Don't
Smut Mecca at Pepus
You'll have To Take Our Word for It
Mecma-Pup Taste Us
The One that Didn't Get Away, but Should Have
The Love Child of...
... Hole and the Allman Brothers
... Bela Fleck and Pee Wee Herman
... George Clinton and Monica Lewinski
... Steven Wright and Orville Wright
... Beavis and Bugs Bunny
... Rick James and Rikki Lake
... Frankenstein and Fabio
... Roseanne and Urkel
... Robin Williams and James Brown
... Michael Hedges, Madonna, and Michael Jackson
... Stevie Ray Vaughn and Marie Osmond
... Wolfman Jack and Captain Kangaroo
... Sting and Juice Newton
... Bill Clinton and George Thorogood
... Prince and Tom Waits
... Einstein and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
... Stanley Jordan and Chris Farley
... Sandra Bernhardt and Vincent Van Gogh
... Sade and Grizzly Adams
... Frank Zappa and Charlie Daniels
... Matisse and The Marx Brothers
Falsifying History
The Meat Cleaver of Seamless Segues
It Was This Or Mickey D's!
False Encounters
Seven Brides in a Brothel
Then You Woke Up
Step Up, Ma'am, Cectus
One Hand in My Pocket, And the Other One Is Putting In Earplugs
Scum Pumps Ate Cate!
Huh, huh, You Said 'Phil!'
If You Don't Buy Our Record, You're Satan
Go ahead and JUMP
Remember, We can't call you
The Road Pizza of Rock
All Your Base Are Belong To Us!
Half the value at twice the price
The Songs Are half-baked, The Players Are Fully-Fried
The 'I' in Ignominious
God Given Ass
Bark Tea At Three
The Only Band Left Standing
The 'Us' in Fungus
The 'Was' in Wasted
Avoid singing at all costs
The Place you go when you tell someone: 'I'll follow you to the Ends of the Earth'
We can't all go to college
Heliocentric and Loving It
Crawling all the way to the Bank
We Have A Garage
Came, Cut As Muppets
The 'Ed' of Funk
Zero of One, 12 Missing
The go-cart of Funk
Not Crying Over Hair in the Drain
The Fifth Doctor
The Special Olympics of Funk
Sheep in Sheep's Clothing
Set a Spell and Whittle A Bit
The Junkyard Dog of Improvisation
Where a Splitting Headache can be downloaded at no Charge
Setting a New Standard and trying to Stoop Low Enough to Reach It
Museum-Pact P-Cats
Gentlemen, This is Power
The Finger of the Careless Butcher
Youth in Asia
The Eager Procrastinators
The 'Flood Pants' of Funk
One in the Hand Is Just A Mess
Set the Controls for Bake and Hang
Scum Pate
Crunchy was a hard drivin bag
Mute, Cut Space Maps
Mission to Mary Tyler Moore
Walking the line between strange and bad. . .
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